Dave Patten - Rich the Republican
[Intro:]
Hey yo, what’s up, baby?
This your boy Rich!
I got a new dance for ya
It’s called the Republican.
Ah, here it is, what you want to see!
Hook:
His name is Rich, and he’s Republican
He’s got more money than you!
His name is Rich, he’s started this,
So you can pass right on through!
My name is Rich, in more ways than one
Republican, baby, what more do you want?
I got a big ace house in DC
I get more money in the bank every time you go to BP.
Get it right, a CEO
I’m fucking love big business, man, is you slow?
I’m like the patriots, I’m watching your moves
I phone tap your ass like the NSA, dude!
Hook:
His name is Rich, and he’s Republican
He’s got more money than you!
His name is Rich, he’s started this,
So you can pass right on through!
His name is Rich, a superman at hope
Motel at the hand is working wonderful.
I’ve got two kids who’s special, but that ain’t important
The only thing that matters is that I didn’t abort them
No, you didn’t! Yes, I did!
So I packed it up and brought it back to the crib.
I love guns, but I hate terrorists
If you hate the world, then I guess
You’s a bitch!
Hook: (x3)
His name is Rich, and he’s Republican
He’s got more money than you!
His name is Rich, he’s started this,
So you can pass right on through!
[Outro:]
Hey yo, what’s up, mommy?
Yeah, I know it’s just good look for me
If I ran for president, who’ll you vote for?
Me?
Yeah, I know!
Don’t you think that I know that?